2025-05-15 08:44:43

The thirteenth of May was a good day for the hash, but a bad day for SuperBrugsen. Let's start with the latter: Though announced as a SuperBrugsen run, run 2121 started from the parking lot of Eastern European Food Market, the pack unanimously preferred Rema 1000's flæskesvær over SuperBrugsen's, and our SuperBrugsen representative Wet Tits got lost.

Now for the more enheartening parts. First of all, we had a virgin! Her name was just Lena and Pitbull made her come. First to the hash and then in a dodgy white trailer on the abovementioned parking lot. Doggy style is suspected.

Speaking of doggy stuff, we also had a dog, Buster, who was found guilty of both a POT and an SOT, also known as a short call and a long call. He was joined by human hashers in both misdemeanors. The names of those who POTd are too numerous to list, but only Chiquita and Madhatter had the audacity to SOT. Though in their case, the S is suspected to refer to sex rather than anything else. The details of the encounter are known only to the two harriettes involved. And to Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk and the Chinese government, of course, because our harriettes considered it wise to bring their technology on trail.

Other highlights of the run included a stop in a suburban back yard, at which Tadpole treated himself to a full sized German blonde, while leaving the rest of the pack to the small Danish sluts, excuse, Slots. He was duly punished for this inequitable behavior.

We concluded the evening with a long bus ride, consoling ourselves for the lack of full-sized German blondes with small Danish ones and flæskesvær from Rema 1000, both of which were tactfully provided by our very own Hash Trash.

On on, Short Call