2026-04-13 22:14:45

Rerun 2175 - Intergenerational Communication

Venue: Malling

Hare: Viking Puker

The communication between the younger and the older generations has been fraught with difficulty for millennia. Fortunately, mother nature has a cure for everything. One of her particularly multifunctional solutions, including for intergenerational communication problems, is beer.

Saturday marked the day where the younger generation, personified by Just Lasse, was to be introduced to this ingenious concoction. The Aarhus hash sent a delegation of nine to provide help and advice; 2.8 Seconds, Chiquita, Bad Girl, Hash Trash, Hitman, Late Comer, Mad Hatter, Massive Attack and Spiderman. The question of the day was, were they the right pick?

These nine noble souls made the sacrifice of missing out on run 2175, and did everything in their might to create a conducive environment: They brought generous gifts to inspire sympathy for their cause, served salty food to induce thirst, and sang purposefully curated songs to encourage ingestion. The results of their efforts were unfortunately rather mediocre; Just Lasse took a a sip or two of his Royal, but his enthusiasm was clearly limited.

Meanwhile, the rest of us pursued less lofty goals. On run 2175, Ball Breaker, Butt Lips, Short Call and Wet Tits followed our hare Viking Puker on a trail consisting mainly of check backs (the pack encountered at least nine). As intended, we got very thirsty and were spoiled with two drinkstops to do something about that.

During the circle, we set out to answer the question of the day, by performing a realistic reenactment of the day’s initiation ceremony. Viking Puker was assigned the role of the priest, Wet Tits that of the initiate and the rest of us were standing in for the delegation of the Aarhus hash. The results were truly stunning: Despite weighing in with only a third of the official delegation’s manpower and no gifts, our initiate cheerfully downed the entirety of his beer in one go and was longing for more afterwards.

The lesson is clear; if you struggle to touch base with your teenager – trust the dream team; Ball Breaker, Butt Lips, Short Call and Viking Puker!