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The rerun was delayed 20 minutes and 44 seconds and involved the hashers: Bear, Squarehead, Shakey Pussy , Honeybutt, Spiderman, , Spank Me Harder), Blond D, Apple Jack, Mother Goose, Righthanging, Pant in the country (Hamburg), Just Martina (Hamburg - who became Watch Me Suck), Zero (Hamburg), Knickerless (Hamburg), Soaked Arse, Sweaty Ball and Butt Lips. Such an important run required a total of 4 hares: Bear, Squarehead and two standby-hares Shakey Pussy and Honeybutt. Spiderman was assigned as MC (by who I have no idea).
The hares earned a DownDown several times during the circle. Not only did they miss several - highly visible - fire hydrants. Bear also had to wear thick glasses just to spot his own markings. Bear really topped that off by making reference to â??møjvejrâ? (bad weather) â?? which earned him another DD.
Buttlips and Pant In The Country were given DD for enjoying shots before the rerun (and for not sharing).
The pack was committed a total of 4 fishhooks:
â?¢ Fishhook 1: Soaked Arse (twice), Spank Me Harder, Mother Goose, Butt Lips, Honey Butt â?¢ Fishhook 2: Soaked Arse (twice), Mother Goose, Apple Jack, Butt Lips, Spank Me Harder â?¢ Fishhook 3: Soaked Arse, Apple Jack â?¢ Fishhook 4: Soaked Arse, Apple Jack, Mother Goose, Shakey Pussy, Spank Me Harder, Blond D
Just Martina was volunteered as the female object at the SingStop, which to the packâ??s satisfaction took place in a bar. The natives were very pleased with our performance. During the SingStop, Apple Jack was observed trying to steal beer from a fellow hasher (Spank Me Harder) but was for some reason not punished.
Butt Lips praised the pack at the first Drink Stop, by making references to herself as a guardian or pedagogue and for making references to the pack for a bunch of people of low means, and she earned a DD.
The pack was rather slow moving throughout the whole race, although Zero (aus Hamburg) really kept the steam going by blowing very large eClouds from â?? was it a huge eCigarette or a Dildo, none of us could really tell. However, eventually we made it to Drink Stop #2 where Just Martina was observed hunting Pokemons at the graveyard (= DD).
Zero and Spank Me Harder took the â??No hashgearâ? price (which is received with pride by Spank Me Harder), Sweaty Balls for BLABâ??ing (in fact he bothered to show up AFTER the run), Blond D, Righthanging, Bear, Pant in the Country and the Spurhund auf Dusseldorf earned DDs for POT, Honeybutt, Righthanding (offence x2), Spank Me Harder earned DDs for usage of the T-word and Butt Lips earned a DD for usage of the mobile during the run.
Knickerless and Zero were busted for wearing identical running shoes, and the clever pack soon suspected that they were new. That earned the two suspects a DD from his buddyâ??s shoe).
Mother Goose has her Rerun #400 (but somehow managed to escape the circle) and Just Martina was given her Hash Name: Watch Me Suck (it was later suggested to add the postname â??Swallowâ?).
Sincerely SMH Supremacy